ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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