My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
