Are we in a gay sports bar?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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