1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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