she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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