It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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