I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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