I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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