dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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