Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
