We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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