I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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