Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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