I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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