I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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