she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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