you guys were way drunker than both of me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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