Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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