is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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