I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His nipple licking is glorious
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