Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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