Got a toothbrush?
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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