I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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