Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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