i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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