Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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