Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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