she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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