I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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