..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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