um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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