if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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