Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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