Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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