get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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