If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize