I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
do nipples grow back?
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