You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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