The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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