I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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