a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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