But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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