South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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