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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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