Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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