Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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