lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I need moral support for this bender
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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