he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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