A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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