So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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