I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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