i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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