The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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