We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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