dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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