You're so nebulous sometimes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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