id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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