My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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