why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So much rum. So many feels.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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